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BEANS - PIT BULL TERRIER DOG FOR ADOPTION
Mutt Dogs For Adoption in Orlando, FL, USA
For Adoption
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Nickname:
Beans
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Breed
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Gender
Male
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Age
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Location
Orlando, FL, 32837 USAUSA
Description
Dog Breed: Pit Bull Terrier. Meet Beans!! He is an 11-year-old hairless pitbull mix (yes, we know, exotic). Beans isn’t looking for a family to adopt him; he is looking for a family to claim absolute ownership over. If you’ve always wanted a pet that resembles the Crypt Keeper’s guard dog, your hyper-specific dream has finally come true. The Daily Schedule (According to Beans) The 2-Hour Dinner Warning: Every single day, exactly two hours before dinner time, Beans will initiate eye contact. He will not break it. He will then begin deploying his signature "smoker's bark" a sound that heavily implies he’s been puffing through two packs a day since 1996. The Midnight Hydration Audit: If you dare to let his water bowl drop below 100% capacity, you will wake up to Beans standing directly over your sleeping body, staring into your soul, and breathing hot, humid air onto your face. The Wardrobe Change: Beans requires fresh pajamas daily. And don’t even think about buying the generic, unscented laundry detergent. He expects premium fabric softener, or he will file a complaint with HR. The Real Talk In all seriousness, Beans is an incredibly unique, quirky senior boy who is looking for a family with an excellent sense of humor. Underneath that naked, wrinkled, slightly terrifying exterior is a heart of absolute gold. Beans is crate trained, potty trained & a low energy dude. He is genuinely hilarious, deeply snuggly, fiercely loving, and hands-down the coolest naked boy on the planet. He has a lot of life left to live and a lot of pajamas to wear. Beans gets along fine with other dogs and cats! He does have some resource guarding tendencies, so he will need to be fed separately from other animals, and toys should be put away when other pets are around. Standard "respect my stuff" rules apply. Are you ready to submit to the rule of Beans? Apply to adopt this legendary gargoyle today! The adoption donation is $250 and will include neuter, microchip and age appropriate vaccines. Please follow the link below to submit an application: bit.ly/3GDeyyo
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Behavioral Characteristics
Other: - Crate Trained
- Housetrained
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Additional Information
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CREATE A WANTED ADRescue Information
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Organization name
Hunter's Village Rescue
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Location:
Orlando, Florida, 32837 USAUSA
Breed overview
Overview:
A mongrel, mutt, or mixed-breed dog, is a dog that is not the result of breeding within an existing breed or to modify or create a breed and belongs to no breed. In the United States, the term "mixed-breed" is a favored synonym over "mongrel" among many who wish to avoid negative connotations associated with the latter term. The implication that such dogs must be a mix of defined breeds may stem from an inverted understanding of the origins of dog breeds. Pure breeds have been, for the most part, artificially created from random-bred populations by human selective breeding with the purpose of enhancing desired physical, behavioral, or temperamental characteristics. Dogs that are not purebred are not necessarily a mix of such defined breeds. Therefore, among experts and fans of such dogs, "Mongrel" is still the preferred term.
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