PITTIEPATOMUS - AMERICAN STAFFORDSHIRE TERRIER / MIXED DOG FOR ADOPTION

Description

Dog Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier / Mixed. Adoption Fee: 250. Meet Pittiepatomus The perfectly imperfect senior cuddle queen your couch has been waiting for. Pittiepatomus is a 7-year-old, 40-lb bully mix who has fully embraced her senior girl era — soft naps, softer beds, slow strolls, and endless affection. She’s spayed, sweet, squishy, and ready for a home that appreciates the magic of a mellow companion. Please note it can take her a week to fully decompress, this means for the first 3-4 days she may not want to leave her crate, eat or go to the bathroom. Once she feels she is safe then she comes out of her shell. Pittiepatomus is looking for a peaceful “retirement home” where she can enjoy her golden years in comfort. She thrives in a calm environment with little to no chaos, minimal stairs, and a family who truly appreciates a low-maintenance, old-lady pittie. She doesn’t want to play, go on long walks, go to dog park, or join you on big outings—she just wants to snooze, snuggle, and enjoy the quiet life. Her perfect match is someone who loves couch days, slow mornings, and a pup who is happiest simply being close to her humans. ✨ Senior Sweetheart With Extra Needs She’s officially in her golden years, and with that comes some joint issues that need ongoing management. She’ll need an adopter willing to support her comfort through supplements, meds if needed, cozy setups, and gentle routines. She deserves a person who honors her senior body the way she loves with her whole heart. ✨ No Young Kids Recommended We haven’t seen her around children, and because she’s a nibbler when she wants attention (her love language is light chomps to remind you she exists), she’s best in a home with no young kids. ✨ Can Live With Other Pets… With Zero Interest in Them She can absolutely coexist with dogs or cats. But interacting? Playing? Being social? Absolutely not. Her philosophy: “Hey what’s up, I’ll share the couch, but please don’t ask me to play.” She prefers humans 1000x over pets. If you want a dog who blends into a multi-pet home without drama, she’s your girl — she just won’t be joining in the group activities. ✨ Professional Snuggler Her strongest skills include: • 24/7 cuddle availability • Shadowing your every move • Turning into a couch cushion • Requesting pets with her whole face • Intense loyalty to her human ✨ Low-Activity Lifestyle Only Long walks? Not a chance. She’s a 5-minute walker → lifelong napper. ✨ Crate Opinionated Crate she tolerates it but at times she will file complaints. Pittiepatomus is this magical mix of high-maintenance (emotionally) and low-maintenance (activity-wise). What she truly needs is a soft home, a gentle routine, committed senior care, and a human willing to love her as hard as she loves them. If you’re ready to give a senior queen her dream retirement home, Pittiepatomus is waiting. Want to meet her? Apply at .keytolionshearts

• Behavioral Characteristics

  OK with Dogs:	Yes
  OK with Cats:	Yes
  Energy Level:	Low
  Activity Level:	Slightly Active
  Exercise Needs:	Not Required
  Fence Required:	Not Required
  Owner Experience Required:	None
  Other:	Leash Trained Housetrained

• Personality

  Personality Characteristics

  Affectionate Gentle

• Additional Information

  Was the Dog Found

  No