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BRUNO - MASTIFF DOG FOR ADOPTION
Mastiff Dogs For Adoption in Goodyear, AZ, USA
For Adoption
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Nickname:
Bruno
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Breed
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Gender
Male
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Age
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Location
Goodyear, AZ, 85338 USAUSA
Description
Dog Breed: Mastiff. Bruno's Guided Meditation Hello. It is me, Bruno. Today I would like to talk to you about achieving inner peace. Close your eyes. Breathe in. Find your center. Let go of all worldly distractions and focus only on what truly matters in this life… …which is dinner. I'm sorry, where was I? Inner peace. Yes. The ancient masters say true serenity comes from within. And do you know what else comes from within? Digestion. Of food. Which I would like now, please. Let me try again. I am seeking inner peace. Inner… peas? Peas are a vegetable. Vegetables go in dinner. DINNER. Is it dinner? It feels like it could be dinner. I have been meditating for what feels like HOURS (four minutes) and I think I have unlocked a profound truth: I do not want inner peace. I want inner peas. In my bowl. With dinner. Please. Namaste, but make it suppertime. This is the kind of deep spiritual wisdom you get to live with every single day when you adopt me. I'm funny, I'm food-motivated, and I'm ready to bring my whole zen-and-snacks energy to a home of my very own. Dinner? Please? AZ Mastiff Rescue Phoenix, Arizona Adopt to all states. Foster in the Phoenix area. Fill out an application at: .azmastiffrescue Our adoption coordinator will be in touch ASAP #azmastiffrescue #pacc911partner #rescuedismyfavoritebreed #adoptdontshop #mastiff #englishmastiff #canecorso #giantbreed #doguedebordeaux #droolhappens #phoenixarizona #InnerPeas #DinnerPlease #FosterNeeded
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Organization name
Canine Rescue Coalition
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Location:
Goodyear, Arizona, 85338 USAUSA
Breed overview
Mastiff
A.K.A.: Old English Mastiff, English Mastiff, Mastiff Dog, Broad-Mouthed Dog, Gentle Giant, Big Dog, Mastiff Type Dog, Mastiff-like Dog, Giant Mastiff, British Mastiff, Mastin Ingles
Overview:
The Mastiff, an ancient and noble breed, boasts a history stretching back millennia, often linked to the Molosser dogs of antiquity. Renowned for their immense size, these gentle giants are characterized by their powerful, muscular build, broad head, and short, dense coat typically seen in fawn, apricot, or brindle. Despite their imposing appearance, Mastiffs are famous for their remarkably calm and gentle temperament, making them surprisingly affectionate and devoted companions. They generally get along well with children and other pets, provided they are properly socialized from a young age. While their size might suggest a need for vast spaces, their relatively low energy levels mean they can adapt to apartment living if given regular, moderate exercise. Prospective owners should be aware of common health concerns such as hip and elbow dysplasia, bloat, and eye conditions, necessitating responsible breeding and veterinary care. Their loyalty and protective instincts, combined with their loving nature, make the Mastiff a truly magnificent addition to the right family.
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