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dler with teeth for the next 10 to 15 years? Congratulations, we have the perfect opportunity for you! Introducing Rhyme, a 4-week-old black and rust Doberman princess who is 6 pounds of pure cuteness and 600 pounds of potential chaos.
She’s got the looks, the sass, the wiggles, and absolutely no idea where the bathroom is. That's right — potty training is still a distant dream. But think of all the bonding moments you’ll share as you follow her around with paper towels, saying things like “No ma’am, not on the rug!” and “Why are you peeing while making eye contact with me?!”
Rhyme is a working dog by breed and an HR department’s worst nightmare by nature. She doesn’t want a 9-to-5 job — she wants a 5-to-9 (as in, 5 a.m. zoomies to 9 p.m. fetch marathons). She will need daily physical and mental stimulation or she will turn your house into her personal crafting studio using only throw pillows, socks, and drywall.
Requirements for applying:
Fenced yard – Not “I stand outside with her” or “We go to the dog park.” We're talking Fort Knox with grass. No exceptions.
Stable home – If your idea of “stable” is living in a van with your 3 raccoons named Steve, this ain’t gonna work.
Crate training – Because even tiny dictators need time-outs.
Formal obedience training – Sit, stay, and don't chew the Wi-Fi router will not teach themselves.
Socialization – Doggy daycare, playdates, coffee with friends (okay, puppuccinos). Rhyme is cute now, but we want her to be a well-mannered lady when she’s 70 pounds of sass with eyebrows.
Fun things you can look forward to with Rhyme:
Agility classes where she’ll make YOU look uncoordinated
Hiking trails she’ll pretend she discovered
Learning fun tricks like “high five” and “open the fridge, steal cheese”
Being the neighborhood’s most stylish pup in her custom harness and attitude
Cuddles, kisses, and deeply meaningful eye contact while she sits on your foot (forever)
Rhyme is looking for a committed, active, dog-savvy home that understands the Doberman breed and will treat her like the working royal she is. If you're ready to laugh, love, and probably cry (a little), apply to be Rhyme's ride-or-die today. Because behind every great dog… is a human cleaning up poop with a smile. ❤️ Ready to join your world by end of June!
United Doberman Rescue: where the dogs are spicy, the bios are sassy, and the adopters are legendary. .uniteddobermanrescue
United Doberman Rescue Adoption Process
Application Submission: Complete the adoption application thoroughly. Incomplete applications may be denied.(uniteddobermanrescue) We are 100% volunteer, please read adoption requirements BEFORE reaching out to us. Home Visit: A volunteer will schedule a home visit to assess the environment and discuss your expectations. All household members, including children, must be present.(uniteddobermanrescue) Veterinary Reference Check: Provide contact information for your current veterinarian. All existing pets must be spayed/neutered, current on vaccinations, and on heartworm preventative.(uniteddobermanrescue) Meeting Dogs: Once approved, you'll have the opportunity to meet adoptable dogs in their foster homes. If you have a resident dog, consult with the foster about bringing them along. Adoption Finalization: If a suitable match is found, you'll sign an adoption contract and pay the adoption fee. Due to COVID-19 precautions, same-day adoptions are currently permitted. Key Adoption Policies
Age Requirement: Adopters must be at least 21 years old and reside in the home where the dog will live.(uniteddobermanrescue) WE do NOT ship our dogs ever!!! Children: Adult dogs are not placed in homes with children under 6 years old. Puppies may be considered for such homes if a fenced yard is present.(uniteddobermanrescue) Living Arrangements: Dogs must live indoors and not be left unattended outdoors. Training Commitment: Adopters should be prepared to continue training and socialization. Formal obedience classes are encouraged.(uniteddobermanrescue) Health Considerations: Dobermans are prone to certain health issues. Adopters should be financially prepared for potential veterinary expenses and consider pet insurance. Return Policy: If you're unable to keep your adopted dog, UDR requires the dog be returned to them, except in cases involving aggression or biting.(uniteddobermanrescue) {s8319code4181/} We follow the Doberman Pinscher Club of America's Code of Ethics. For more information visit the DPCA at .dpca