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Did y’all think my furry fan club was already packed with applicants? Nope, the VIP list is WIDE OPEN! I’m a 34-lb, treat-snatching, howl-singing velociraptor ready to steal your snacks and covers. Don’t sleep on this husky-mix superstar—Time get your application in and add some fur and spice to your life #AdoptThisVelociraptor Meet Max: Cruise Director of Chaos Ready for a hurricane of furry chaos? Say hello to Max, a husky-mix who started life being hawked out of a pickup truck in an Ingles parking lot like a furry bootleg DVD. At 17 weeks, he has transformed into a 30 lb handsome jumping velociraptor with one of the biggest husky personalities on the planet. Max’s Stats • 2ft 2” 34 lbs, brown eyes that rival Zac Efron and hair that has obviously been made silky smooth by the Zohan. • House Trained? Mostly. I’m this close to mastering it, but my excitement sometimes leads to surprise sprinkles. • Kitchen Manners? Nonexistent. I’m a counter-surfing champ, snatching crumbs and sandwiches like a four-legged food ninja. • Food Motivation? I’d sell my soul for a single shred of pepperoni. Treats are my love language. • Doggo BFFs? I LOVE other dogs. They’re my crew, my pack, my fur squad my howling Christmas choir. If you don’t have another dog, I’ll need you every nanosecond 24/7—consider me your new shadow. • Training? I walk like a pro on a leash, ride in the car like a furry celebrity (windows down for the ladies), and sit with dramatic flair. • Cat Friendly? 100%! I’m ready to share the spotlight with any feline, big or small. • Play Style? Picture a kangaroo crossed with a T-Rex on a pogo stick. Now, make it 25 times cuter. I leap, I bound, your neighbors will suspect trampolines. • Crates? Straight from Satan’s porch. Not my thing. • Sleep Habits? I’m a bed-hogging cuddle monster. Your pillows? Mine. Your blankets? Ours. I’m sleeping right next to you, all night long. • Water? Love it. I swim, dig and drink it every summer day - do you have a pool we can lounge in? • Vocal Skills? I’m a howler, a talker, a canine opera star with more opinions than the hosts of The View and I’m not afraid to share them—loudly. FYI: I’m not allowed in libraries. Should you Adopt Max? If you’re looking for a low-key couch potato, keep scrolling. But if you want a high-energy, food-obsessed, chatty sidekick who’ll follow you to the ends of the earth (or at least the kitchen),who loves dogs, cats, and you (especially you), I'm your guy. I’m a social butterfly who needs a human AND a dog buddy to keep the conversation going—because silence is boring, and I’m anything but. Adopt me, and prepare for a life of missing snacks. Apply now to join the Maximus fan club! (Stock up on treats, reinforce your fences, and get ready for the cuddliest chaos you’ve ever met.) Sent from my iPhone